Your machete hits zombie.
Your machete cuts zombie for 10hp.
Zombie swings at you. Miss!
Your polearm hits zombie.
CRITICAL HIT!
Your polearm decapitates zombie for 9999hp.
Zombie dies. Again.
You have slain zombie. You gain 5xp.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have reached level 5!
Your max stamina has increased!
Your max agility has increased!
You loot zombie.
You obtain 5 copper.
You obtain [Ragged shirt].
You obtain [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker].
You obtain [Zombie Sweat].

It's like a lullaby. Except the baby is a zombie, and the singing is a polearm.

Aw SNAP Autumn! Right in the eyes!

Crazy hair.

Duke Nukem.

Also, guys. You forgot your groceries. Like, the thing you ventured out for? Geez.

I have that shirt shes knitting. I had to fight a Swiss man to the death for it, but it was worth it. Sorry Nightshade.

Storms a brewin'.

Florence has this thing about doing that.